Reading Naked
Lunch
At an open air party
Don’t be a
cliché
Moved to Berlin
and
Dyed my hair
carnation pink
I am a cliché
Every boy I like
Who is the most
beautiful
Definitely gay
Buy a club mate
Only wear
vintage clothing
Never learn
German
I love club mate
I only wear
vintage clothes
I don’t speak
German
I need a
boyfriend
With a motor
bike and dog
Friend is ok too
Even if you’re
cool
Yellow and black
together
Look like a
street sign
All of the
people
Find dogs
indoors normal
I don’t
understand
If you love
glitter
You have
probably taken
Some MDMA
I will judge you
by
How much
information is
On your facebook
page
Really want a
cat
But they live
too long, would be
Irresponsible
Life changing
advice:
Always the
second cheapest
Available option
Boys who have
Tumblrs
Are usually a
little
Bit maladjusted
If you are ugly
And you want to look
better
You should grow
a beard
Parents worked
out Skype
Because they’re
really stingy
Still can’t use
email
Deal breakers
include
Abbreviations in
texts
Bad skin and bad
shoes
Beer is the best
drink
Not because it
tastes so good
But because it’s
cheap
If you have a
dog
I will overlook
at least
One whole deal
breaker
Sorry for being
Negative,
actually I’m
Just being
honest
Best way to get
over
Still not having
a girlfriend
Is getting a
bike
Most happy
people
Are in my own
opinion
Unintelligent
I like the canal
The swans are
kind of scary
But I still feed
them
It makes me
happy
When people look
like their pets
Especially dogs
Bike riding is
good
Most of the time
except for
Uphill, then I
walk
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